A BACKHANDED TRIBUTE TO "REV" FLOWERS, NOW DEPARTED FROM THE COOPERATIVE BANK

An updated version of Roy Wood’s “Flowers in the Rain”. So for all you hippies and children of the 60s, here it is, a tribute to the Cooperative Bank’s ex-Chairman and now suspended Methodist Minister, the exRev Flowers. Sing along now…..

FLOWERS DOWN THE DRAIN

Turned up most mornings half asleep

Cooperative Banking in a heap

Where Labour Red Rose cronies all abound

The time was fast approaching

When they couldn’t hide it anymore

The corrupt immoral Chairman’s going down

*We’re all watching Flowers going down the drain

The Crystal Meth in his veins making his ego grow

We’re watching Ketamine addling his brain

A nose full of cocaine while he’s in the nude

Pretending God was on his side

A rent boy on hand for the ride

They couldn’t stop the media from speaking

Hoping if they clustered round

The drug fuelled Chairman that they found

They’d stop the sordid episode from reeking

*We’re all watching Flowers going down the drain

The Crystal Meth in his veins making his ego grow

We’re watching Ketamine addling his brain

A nose full of cocaine while he’s in the nude

The Labour Party’d like to stop the fuss

To keep the truth from reaching us

The corrupt left-wing mindset

Has for once completely missed the bus

We’ve heard that Flowers likes his treats

Buying drugs and favours on the streets

The Co-op board are trying to divert us

By blaming everyone else instead

With Labour millions in the red

The hypocrites wrongly think they can ignore us

*We’re all watching Flowers going down the drain

The Crystal Meth in his veins making his ego grow

We’re watching Ketamine addling his brain

A nose full of cocaine while he’s in the nude

Flowers going down the drain

Flowers addled brain

Power Flowers down the drain

Flowers’ power down the drain

(fade out)